Wednesday, May 04, 2005

You know why I hate those "chirp" cell phones?

Becuase last night some self-centered, ignorant jack ass was yelling into one right under our bedroom window at 1:45am, that's why. He was talking to his stupid loud-mouth girlfriend, who was aparently yelling LOUDER into hers. I could see this vision in my head of me getting up out of bed and storming downstairs, throwing Jared's ball right at his head. When he turns to see what the hell just beamed him in the nose, I yank his over-priced blinged-out phone from his shaking hand,(he's shaking because he's scared) and throw it into the parking lot. THEN, I jump in my car, put it in drive, and run over the damn thing.

Don't mess with my sleep people, or my food.